Friday, May 23, 2014

Thoughts After 48 Hours with Braces

  • Ouch
  • Will eating always just feel like mashing food into the brackets?
  • Oh my god, oatmeal is the worst.
  • Where did this GIANT chunk of banana come from? I've brushed my teeth twice AND flossed?!!?!
  • What else is hiding in there that I can't feel, see, or brush out?!
  • Has anything moved yet?
  • How can such a tiny bracket and thin wire feel so sharp?
  • How come nobody is noticing the braces?!
  • Please don't look at my braces.
  • When am I going to stop dreaming about braces?
  • Oh my god, flossing. Can I hire somebody to do it for me?
  • Seriously, it took me 10 minutes to floss and I had to wash my hands practically after every tooth because I was drooling everywhere.
  • Do I really have to floss everyday? I might as well quit my job and be a stay-at-home flosser.
  • When can I eat steak again? :(
  • I can't believe I signed up for possibly more than 2 years of this. How do people not go insane?
  • 2 comments:

    1. "Oh my god, flossing. Can I hire someone to do it for me?" LMAO :)

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    2. Hey, I just got braces today (at 30), after wanting them since I was a kid, too. I will be following along! Also... totally with you on the flossing, ugh!

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